What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do naked fish play with?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What dogs are always lying to you?