What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do insects learn at school?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?