What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's a forklift?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?