What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?