What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How do fireflies start a race?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do you care for a sick bird?