What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
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Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
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Who are Frosty's parents?
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Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
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What's the holiest insect?
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What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?