What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a pig thief?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why was the bee sad?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?