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What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?