Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Did you know about April 1st?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why was the bee sad?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why are maps such great therapists?