Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How did the tree get lost?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is the coolest country?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?