Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What tea do footballers drink?
How do fireflies start a race?