Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What sweet treat never panics?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What kind of music do planets like?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What color are all the books in the library?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?