Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Because it's just so lava-ble.
Where does breakfast live?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where do hamsters come from?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?