Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Because it's just so lava-ble.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the whale cross the road?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do sheep say when they're in love?