What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Horseradish.
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What is Santa's favorite dessert?
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What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
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Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
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