If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do you organize a space party?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?