Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do sprinters eat before a race?