Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What birds always travel in twos?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How can you make 7 even?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?