Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Where do chips wear socks?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?