Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Which elf is the best singer?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?