Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
When do cows get tired?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the math book sad?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What does winter fat turn into?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?