What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Don't make me turn this wagon around!
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do fleas travel?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?