What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Don't make me turn this wagon around!
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What animals make the best baseball players?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What birds make average students?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?