Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why are skeletons always hungry?