What do farmers do on February 14th?
Give hogs and kisses.
Why was the cat so small?
What is the color of the wind?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What type of car do planets buy?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?