What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Where do stars go to college?
How long will dinner be?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?