What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?