What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why was the cow afraid?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do little fish love to play with?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why are books always so angry?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?