What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What animals make the best students?
Where does food go to take a nap?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?