What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do math teachers eat?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?