What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did one plate say to the other?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?