What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Automobile.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's the friendliest pen?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a short cow?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?