What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Automobile.
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's the holiest insect?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How do frogs get to work?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's a bear's favorite movie?