What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Automobile.
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What is the definition of Robin?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?