Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?