Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
How long do chickens work?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Where do horses reside?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?