Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?