What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is a table you can eat?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?