What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?