What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?