Which musician loves to make chili?
Rod Stew-art.
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did summer say to spring?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?