Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Warthogs.
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why do cats love to work?
Which animal is the most religious?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?