What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do hamsters come from?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?