What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which family member has tusks?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?