What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?