What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
What do you call a singing rodent?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did summer say to spring?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do fish do at parades?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?