What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Casual Friday.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is the color of the wind?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What might you call waking up in the morning?