Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How do you organize a space party?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?