Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?