Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
Do you have the best ceiling?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which animal is the most religious?
How do snowmen get information?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What are you studying in math?