What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
How long will dinner be?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?