What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do bees get to school?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?