What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What makes music in your hair?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?