What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do fish live in salt water?