What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do bees chew?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What fish only swims at night?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What type of bat doesn't fly?