Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What game do bats excel at?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?