Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What nationality are most fish?
What is a table you can eat?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What fairy loves to count?
How much does freedom weigh?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a magical reptile?