What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What food is a man's best friend?
What fairy loves to count?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?