What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
What do horses say to greet each other?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a pile of cats?