What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?