What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How was the wedding?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?