What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
When does a horse talk?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?