Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Disneyland®.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What table can you never sit at?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?