Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Halle Berry.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?