Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Halle Berry.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's a pastor's favorite city?