Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Halle Berry.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How can you make 7 even?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?