What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which dogs love to study science?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?