What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What horn never makes a sound?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?