What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?