What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What animal floats best?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why is the piano so hard to open?