What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why was the mime upset?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?