What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do cows say on NYE?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do polar bears vote?
How do you organize a space party?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why was the cat so small?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?