What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?