What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Which dogs love to study science?