What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why was the math book sad?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's the most determined bird?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?