What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
Why are frogs always happy?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did summer say to spring?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why do trees try new things so often?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?