What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which state is the cleanest?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?