What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?