What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How do fireflies start a race?