What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
The Twist!
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
People are so hard on car mechanics.