What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
The Twist!
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?