What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
The Twist!
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's the most determined bird?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?