Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
Why did the student eat their homework?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are trees always so positive?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?