Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What vegetables make the best music?