What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's the most common blood type for insects?