What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do math teachers love March?
What does the sun drink out of?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?