What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?