Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do nosey peppers do?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?