Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Who invented fractions?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?