Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do rhinos charge?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What kind of books do boats write?