What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Sham-rock.
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Surprise!!!!
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?