What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Sham-rock.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?