What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Rebel Wilson.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?