Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
To Jack in the Box®!
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What type of car do planets buy?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How long do chickens work?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?