What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What kind of store would a dog own?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?