What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why was the bee sad?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?