What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?