What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?