What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?