What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Families are like fudge.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?