What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a tired tree?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why is money so stubborn?