What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?