Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
He wanted to rock and roll.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?