Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
He wanted to rock and roll.
Where do birds go to drink?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do cats wear to work?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?