Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
He wanted to rock and roll.
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What shape has a knighthood?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How do horses navigate at night?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?