Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why was the horse so happy?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do you know bees have allergies?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?