Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?