Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?