Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why are frogs always happy?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Where would you find an elephant?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?