What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How did the toad die?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?