What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?