What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the fish blush?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?