Why is laughter the best medicine?
It's free!
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call a pile of cats?