Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?