What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How did the toad die?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?