What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?