What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
When do cows get tired?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which bug is related to you?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?