What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which relative loves rice?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do jokesters study in college?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?