Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why don't ants get sick?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where do books sleep?